Kush Makes Us Khush

Duffle bag boys and girls, 

its fred,  on those superbly sour grapes (avoid lude thoughts, mind your manners). 

monsieur zig-zag rip-wrapped around the contents of our clinic bag. a joint, hit the spot after a few mile run. 

a sweet smelling, smooth smoking, sativa blend… i felt every muscle pulsating. it was intense, maybe not everybody’s bag… nevertheless, i found it enjoyable. 

for a bit of relaxing, 

Iq and I payed a visit to Casey Jones. Always the best kind of let down, I’m feeling the herbal mellow. Things are getting funnier. Music is hitting harder. 

I’ve made the decision to leave the technical aspects to Iq. I need to do some drifting. I just realized something odd. Upon hitting the Casey Jones, my grammar and technical writing skills markedly improved. 

… well LAA- DEE- DAA.

“Freddy, you want a weed peanut butter and jelly sandwich?”

… uhm. i GOTTA go. 

Yup yup. It’s that Violator Kush. Nothing’s better for a headache, back pain, anxiety, and… annoyance? 

nah, never that. 

here’s the sitch. Iq and I have been making moves lately… [double entendre.] 

Arms sore 

Back sore 

Everything sore 

Oh you achy, huh? 

cuz you movin, huh?

need some weed, huh? 

… yes. 

Additionally, Iq recently came into some good friends&fortune, and in the spirit of paying it forward, elected we variate our personal strain samplings.

Strawberry Cough: remarkable attributes? shit smelled dank! it was so smooth, sweet with fruity undertones. the high was extremely relaxed, jovial, even. the experience was serene and mos def fun to share with the fam.  

Purple Popeye: that exclusive shit. we iz blessed with an extended family of phenoms and geniuses. bravo. and how’d it go, you ask? sooooo well. legit, long-lasting, and gradual high. spinachy in appearance, the leaves smelled and tasted a bit like seaweed, kind of salty, really. outstandingly long-lasting high? yes please… get a can of this spinach and you can sail away too. 

Violator Kush: the anxiety cure-all. light this shit and feel the stress dripping away… dry off and get a hit of this next one… definitely approved for pain control. 

 White Widow: WHITE WIDOW. so nice. so very nice. i have never experienced such a rapid onset high. don’t trip… its not like a car crash… its pleasantly gradual, and surprisingly potent. 

did i even mention what it looks like!?  crystals so aplenty we thought we was roasting diamonds… and while the name somehow chafes… the fact remains… white widow is a lovely thing. 

yea… this month has indeed been bountiful. 

we always coastin

we stay smokin.

308 am sept 16th

Fred and I are embarking on one of our cast journeys together before she leaves… Were driving down the glorious state of California…were still about 3 hours away from our destination but let’s talk about the important things How are you. Well I hope Before starting our drive we decides to pick a strain and stick with it for the whole drive… The choices were either violator kush or white widow… My first top 5 high experiences was with white window when I was 16… It was one of those he smoked me out, I batted my eyes and he fell in love experiences.. But man, was I high…. So when the opportunity came up to enkindle old first love thoughts who was I to object? We rolled a few j’s (cuz yes I cannot roll a j for shit) and stopped for a few grape swishers to keep me blunt happy (yea I can roll a blunt lol). We get in the car and as soon as were on the freeway I have a joint in my hand ready to be lit…after three hits, it hit. It tingled up my body and lingered by my toes…it was a definite body, out of body high… Currently sitting in a two lane freeway being trapped by two big rigs I hear wiz khalifa singing ‘everything better when ur high’ I feel magical…I wish I was outside…in the sand with water hitting my body…I’m really enjoying this high can you tell? :) Btw, we both haven’t spoken to each other in hours…we are jamming to amazing music…smoking the whites out of these widows…

Ok I need to finish the rest of this later.. Ciao for now..t0ke t0ke!

Just 9 days shy of turning 23, let me have you look into my life..

I can remember the first time i tried smoking weed. 12 years old. the experience is one of those i keep in my chamber of secrets, but trust that ive been smoking for a long long time…getting caught by my parents for a long long time (the first time in the 8th grade, lucky me lol). i tell you the beginings of my weed story so when i share the following, my shock will be understood…

                                            
                                              .head.band.

85/15 blend of the finest, finest around…

i heard the hype…everyone was raving about this weed…rappers were rapping about it…poets were spitting about it…and i…well i just had to have it.

we get to the v and fred here says the words ive been wanting to hear for over a year now…”headband”

im not much of a vegas-er but those jackpot sounds definitely went off in my head

chaaaafuckinchinggggggggggggg!!!!!!!

i wasnt able to get a good look at the nugs but u saw the pic fred put up and look at this

how is your mouth not watering, seriously?! how!?

but the aroma….(you’ll come to find out..scents are my thing…) sweet and strong…fruity…i like fruity…

the high… i was expecting an indica, i wanna hang out and chill high… but maybe they call it headband for a reason. i felt AMAZING!!!!!!! it was definitely more of a mental high but my body still felt as relaxed as ever. i was able to walk up and down las vegas blvd without bitching or wanting to just chill somewhere which as we all know, happens sometimes with the indicas…i only felt this as the high was coming down and i caught myself trying to shut my eyes longer than a blink… 

overall, i LOVED it!!! a definite keeper, definite. 

thats all for now… keep t0king!

headband..id love to keep your around my wrist all the time… 

Iq and I decided to take a little reprieve in the Capital of Second Chances, in the City of Sin… but not everything that happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas… I gotta tell you about this shit!!!!

If I may…

I once bought a bag of weed

from a man who lives by the sea

this was no ordinary seed

its leaves bore great effect on me

What do you get when you cross

OG Kush + Master Kush + Sour D ?

well… 

without getting too complicated…

[and of course keeping in close regard Euclid’s many mathematical theorems…]

  OG Kush + Master Kush + Sour D = HEADBAND =

An Indica/Sativa strain that’ll have your head in a vice grip…

you’ll beg it not to let go. 

NOW BOARDING: FLIGHT TO LAS VEGAS, NEVADA ON OUR BOEING 707 HEADBAND! PLEASE BE SURE TO PUT YOUR SEAT BACKS AND TRAY TABLES IN THEIR FULLY UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITIONS, DOUBLE CHECK THOSE SEAT BELTS ARE FASTENED, AND PREPARE FOR TAKE OFF. YOU ‘BOUT TO GET HIIIIIIIIGH.

The Rundown

It’s green… its crystali… it’s hairy… its goooood. 

Aroma: Heavy, almost stifling, some stank fa sho. 

Method: personal joint

Payp Flav: pina colada payps okayyyy!

Smoke Flav: It tastes a lot like it smells; bold, sharp.

The High: I took notes… literally… here’s all I managed to scribble down… ‘very clear head high,’ ‘strobe lightish,’ ‘slack-jawed, able to focus… fleetingly, somehow physically functional,’ and my favorite, ‘sound amplified.’ 

allow me to elaborate… Headband had me high as a motha. Its got the body-high we all want, but its most remarkable attribute is the intensity of its head-high. If you can cop it, you won’t wanna stop it. 

that’s some goooood good. 

what say ye, Iqbal? 

… mind the gap, party people. in the midst of misinformation, we the educated, in order to protect the sanctity of truth, must remain upright and vigilant. 

        … if for nothing else, than for the debunking of absurd

myths concerning [AMONG OTHER THINGS] this sacred plant

many of you 

some of you will find yourselves wallowing in the infinite shallows of doubt. 

‘if kush isn’t all bad, why is it such a source of controversy?’

pithy punditry has succeeded in creating a two-sided debate; on one end is the morally superior, got-their-shit-together success story, and on the other, is the chagrined, over-weight, dazed and confused (we hate this term…) pothead [ugh]. don’t be fooled fam, the issue is overwhelmingly high-brow; an erudite socio-political debate which, because of its potential impact on trade markets and other industries, may be one of the most inundated with misinformation. 

cannabis, aside from being a mind-altering substance, has the potential to be used in the following ways: 

• For fiber to make paper, rope, clothing/fabric
• The pulp, or hurd, can be burned as Biomass fuel; as with any biomass fuel, cannabis would be clean-burning and WOULD NOT contribute to an increase in the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere
• Hurd can be processed into charcoal, methanol, methane, and/or gasoline. Ford Motors has been using this fuel in some of its professional motor races.
• Medicinally; Cannabis has been filed almost universally as a cure-all, ranging from a stimulant to a sedative. More specifically, it has been proven to be beneficial in the treatment of:

1. multiple sclerosis,
2. cancer
3. AIDS
4. glaucoma
5. depression
6. epilepsy
7. migraine
8. asthma
9. pruritis
10. sclerodoma 
11. severe pain
12. dystonia
13. skin dermatitis 

(to name a few…)

it can also be distilled into a very effective disinfectant.

keep in mind, it need not be smoked, cannabis is easily transformed into food or beverage, lotion, butter, fat, oil, or alcohol. 

cannabis can grow almost anywhere, however, it is grown predominantly and in great abundance in Central Asia.

we try to remain impartial… but its obvious where our loyalties lie. 

  she’s iqbal, and i’m fred.

… mind the gap.

                              lets start with the bare necessities;

                                   friendship and kush.

                                       this is a joint blog

two people coming together to make something impressive, entertaining and informative.

we will be living very separate lives,seperated by an ocean(the atlantic to be specific), retelling our most capitivating life stories. 

we wish to share with you our experiences, however they may affect you, we hope they bring you, khush. 

                            im iqbal, and shes fred.

                           welcome to our lives =)